Hideous penguin boy :)

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

That’s a lot of food

That’s not enough food

You’re going to eat all of that???!??

That looks gross

That’s not healthy

That looks healthy

That’s disgusting

Why are you eating that?

I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

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May. '13

doulaness:

Always be weary of dudes who use “cock sucker” or “suck my dick” as an insult and then expect you to give them BJs.

Saucer and cup made out of cicada wings and legs

(Source: carriannebullard)

16

May. '13

kittenbones:

http://www.xvideos.com/video3486258/stoya_is_an_beautiful_pet

Yes she is. :>

16

May. '13

yagazieemezi:

‘Stop being overdramatic,’ they say.

‘I dont know what you mean,’ I say as I descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist.

(Source: the-lonely-scottish-guy)

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

(Source: meilleure--amie)

16

May. '13

My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.

—Maya Angelou (via loveyourchaos)

(Source: xxxi-i-mcmxcii)

16

May. '13

The policeman who shot down a 10-year-old in Queens
stood over the boy with his cop shoes in childish blood
and a voice said “Die you little motherfucker” and
there are tapes to prove that. At his trial
this policeman and in his own defense
“I didn’t notice the size or nothing else
only the color.” and
there are tapes to prove that, too.
Today that 37-year-old white man with 13 years of police forcing
has been set free
by 11 white men who said they were satisfied
justice had been done
and one black woman who said
“They convinced me” meaning
they had dragged her 4’10” black woman’s frame
over the hot coals of four centuries of white male approval
until she let go the first real power she ever had
and lined her own womb with cement
to make a graveyard for our children.

—Audre Lorde “Power” (via femignome)

16

May. '13

imbobswaget:

things ppl say that alerts you to them being the actual worst:

john was my favourite beatle

abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems

i’m not a racist i hate all races equally

disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous

but if you think abou it stereotypes do exist for a reason

god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones

Top tips!!

16

May. '13

One of us, one of us.

Procrastinating so i’m gonner make a list of some of my favourite bisexuals (and people who probably were) Cos we need rolemodels and shit. I wish i had a massive blog so i could say reblog and add your own, would be awesome to get a long list going.

Freddie Mercury
Eleanor Roosevelt
Pete Burns (not exactly in the same vein but i like him)
Drew Barrymore
Julie Goodyear (bonus points for being from Heywood)
Hans Christian Anderson

16

May. '13

fuckeryandnitemares:

aeura:

dangertitties:

thecakebar:

DIY S’mores Pie Pops {must click the link for recipe and FULL tutorial}

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI NOW I HAVE THE FORMUOLI!

could u plz reblog this for me so i dont lose it

….lawd.