Helloo, i'm Emily.

Here are some things I like;
Body mods.
Smoking.
Drinking.
Eating.
Fucking.
Watching movies.

benpaddon:

sebpatrick:

antiocial:

And yet this is still better detective work than he does in any of the Burton, Schumacher or Nolan films.

I don’t know, what about that bit in The Dark Knight when he scans that fragmented bullet inside of a wall for fingerpr— oh, that’s dumb. Never mind.

(Source: iraffiruse)

humansofnewyork:

"Everything is up in the air right now. My dog just died. My car just got hit. And I might get evicted. All I’ve got is my health."

humansofnewyork:

"Everything is up in the air right now. My dog just died. My car just got hit. And I might get evicted. All I’ve got is my health."

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(Source: mermaid-rabies)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

aspergersissues:

There’s something about getting advice from dogs that I like. I saved a bunch of these recently, so here’s a dump of most of them.

the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis:

capitolprostitute:

nationalbuttlickersassociation:

hachestark:

samuel-vimes:

honestlyiamironman:

didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

(Source: funnybutt)

boychic:

inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 
I laughed so hard I started crying

i love these!!!

boychic:

inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 

I laughed so hard I started crying

i love these!!!

Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.

—my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)

vaughnbodyarts:

Juliet is celebrating her birthday and treated herself to a very fancy looking ear. 
We pierced her conch and helix and she picked out these two anatometal threaded clusters with mint green and CZ gems. 
Such a gorgeous combo. 
Thank you, Juliet!

vaughnbodyarts:

Juliet is celebrating her birthday and treated herself to a very fancy looking ear. 

We pierced her conch and helix and she picked out these two anatometal threaded clusters with mint green and CZ gems. 

Such a gorgeous combo. 

Thank you, Juliet!

paigefillyr:

monobeartheater:

snarkeet:

chemicaal-heart:

reemizzle:

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM YOU HAVEN’T LIVED

CHILDHOOD

I scrolled past it and then immediately scrolled back up as the memory came rushing back to me
I can suddenly see my whole kindergarten classroom

what the hell is this

IT’S RAINBOW FISH, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE TO SPREAD THE JOY OF COLOUR TO EVERYONE WHO NEEDS SOMETHING TO LIGHT UP THEIR LIFE WITH THE GIFT OF SELFLESSNESS

paigefillyr:

monobeartheater:

snarkeet:

chemicaal-heart:

reemizzle:

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM YOU HAVEN’T LIVED

CHILDHOOD

I scrolled past it and then immediately scrolled back up as the memory came rushing back to me

I can suddenly see my whole kindergarten classroom

what the hell is this

IT’S RAINBOW FISH, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE TO SPREAD THE JOY OF COLOUR TO EVERYONE WHO NEEDS SOMETHING TO LIGHT UP THEIR LIFE WITH THE GIFT OF SELFLESSNESS

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

sara-meow:

Made my first garter,it’s fake leather :3 I’m not sure about it but whatever,it’s a first attempt :’3

sara-meow:

Made my first garter,it’s fake leather :3 I’m not sure about it but whatever,it’s a first attempt :’3

(Source: tattoo-babes)